Light bulb joke that is :)

No dog blog is complete without a doggie Light bulb joke. So here we go, floating on the internet this is my fav.

(Author: Unknown)

How many dogs does it take to change a Light Bulb?

~ Australian Shepherd: Put all the bulbs in a little circle…..

~ Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

~ Border Collie: Just one! And I’ll replace any wiring that is not up to code

~ Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark

~ Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”

~ Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark

~ Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

~ Doberman Pinscher: While it is dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

~ Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

~ German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation

~ Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture

~ Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover

~ Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

~ Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark

~ Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he is busy

~ Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb

~ Pointer: I see it! There it is! Right there!

~ Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

~ ShihTzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have people for that kind of thing

~ Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry

and now for the best, the answer for golden retriever just portrays their personality completely and truly.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Bark from Casper: he he he…. the rottie said ‘go ahead, make me’